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Long ago in a distant land,

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I, Aku, the shape-shifting
master of darkness,

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unleashed an unspeakable evil.

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But a foolish samurai warrior
wielding a magic sword

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stepped forth to oppose me.

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Before the final blow was struck,
I tore open a portal in time

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and flung him into the future
where my evil is law.

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Now the fool seeks to return to the past

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and undo the future that is Aku.

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<i>♪ Got to get back, back to the past</i>

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<i>♪ Samurai Jack</i>

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<i>♪ Watch out!</i>

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<i>♪ Got to get back, back to the past</i>

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<i>- ♪ Samurai Jack
- ♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack</i>

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<i>♪ Got to get back, back to the past</i>

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<i>♪ Samurai Jack</i>

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<i>♪ Watch out!</i>

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<i>♪ Got to get back, back to the past</i>

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<i>♪ Samurai Jack</i>

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<i>♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack</i>

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<i>♪ Got to get back</i>

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<i>♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack</i>

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Watch out!

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<i>♪ Got to get back</i>

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<i>♪ Jack, Jack, Jack</i>

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<i>♪ Samurai Jack</i>

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<i>♪ Watch out! ♪</i>

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Yeah?

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Ricko Benny Giordano.

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Come on in.

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Welcome to the Blue Monkey.

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Welcome, friends.

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And a warm welcome to
the Buddy Righteous Orchestra.

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And, without any further ado,

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please welcome the lovely Lula Lillywhite.

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<i>♪ We stood</i>

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<i>♪ Under the moon</i>

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<i>♪ We had to part too soon</i>

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<i>♪ What I'd give for you to say</i>

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<i>♪ You'll stayjust one more day ♪</i>

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<i>♪ ...eternally</i>

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<i>♪ I know while you're near me... ♪</i>

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Okay, Mac, that's enough.

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Nice and slow.

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That's right. Put the butter knife away.

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Come on. Move it before we throw you out.

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Wait. Let him stay.

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It's okay. Let him go. See? Yah.

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You know, we could use a guy like you.

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- "We?"
- Me and the boys, see?

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Stitches, Mr. Shine,
Mr. Pibbles, and Knuckles.

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Yeah, well, actually,
my real name is Joe--

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Mr. Pibbles.

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What exactly does your organization do?

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Why, me and the boys,

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we sort of run things around this town.

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Know what I mean? Yah. Yah.

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Say, how'd you like to...

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It's all right. You can put 'em down now.

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How'd you like to be a member of
the most feared gang in the city, see?

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What activities does
your "gang" participate in?

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Stitches, break it down for him.

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Um.

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We, uh, fix things.

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Know what I mean?

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Make sure the money goes
to the right places around here.

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The horses, casinos, banks.

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You follow?

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You are involved in crime.

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Now, did I say that?

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Enough has been said.

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Your activities are of no interest to me.

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I wish to be no part of your group.

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So, a prima donna, eh?

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Get out of here. Go on.

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Beat it, altar boy.

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- What? Are you crazy?
- Are you out of your mind?

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Nuts to do something like that.

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- Look at this guy, huh.
- I don't know.

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Well, what are you all
standing around for?

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We got a delivery to make for Aku.

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Do you mean the great and powerful Aku?

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Of course. The master of darkness.

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The shogun of sorrow.
The big boss himself. Aku.

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And you have dealings with Aku in person?

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Sure. All the time.

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What's it to you, anyway?

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Please forgive me. I thought you were--

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Small-time?

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Well, no. I, uh--

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Ah, so now Mr. Goody two-sandals
feels like talking, eh?

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Please understand.

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I have spent my lifetime preparing to come
face-to-face with Aku.

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Fulfilling this goal would
forever change my life.

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Okay, boy, we'll give you a shot.

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But, uh, you gotta pass
a little test first, see? Yah.

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You know, to prove
you got the stomach for it.

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All right. Here's the skinny.

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It's not a hard job, but your heart's
gotta be in the right place, see?

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One of our clients, see, hasn't been
paying his protection money, yah.

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So he needs to be rubbed out.

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Now you tell him that The Society

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for the Preservation of Animal Love

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has sent a surprise gift, yah,

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as a token of appreciation
for his ongoing love of animals, see?

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Then you got about 20 seconds
to hightail it outta there

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and then it's bang.

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The gift that keeps on giving.

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Well, kid, how'd it go?

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It went exactly as planned.

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The old man took the package,

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I said my lines exactly
as I was supposed to.

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He never suspected a thing,

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after which I immediately
left the premises.

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He never knew what hit him.

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You should not be concerned
with any further

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payment problems with your clients.

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Pretty cold-blooded, kid.

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I'm impressed, see? Yah.

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A price must be paid for disobedience.

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I like this guy.

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Boys, meet Jackie, the blade.

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With all the accouterments, see?

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Yeah, great. How come
he gets the cool name?

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All right, you knuckleheads, listen up.

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We're here to talk about a very big job.

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One of very special interest
to the big boss himself.

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Aku?

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That's right, Jackie.

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Now nobody's ever pulled
this one off, see?

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But with you on our side, we'll smoke it.

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And we will get to meet Aku?

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Mm-yah, not only will we get to meet him,

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but if we pull this off successfully,

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the big boss will make us
richer beyond our wildest dreams, see?

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Boys, say hello to
the Public Works and Utilities building.

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Hello!

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It's a well kept secret that
deep inside this building

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lies the legendary Neptune jewel, see?

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And it's our job to get it out.

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You mean, uh, we gotta fit
inside that little thing?

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What is the importance of this jewel?

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Here's the short version, Jackie.

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Long before you was born,
or I was born, or anybody was born,

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the Neptune jewel was kept
inside this mountain, see?

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Now legend has it, it was placed there
by an ancient spirit

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who gave the jewel special powers
that would give it control

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over all the waters
of the world, see? Yah.

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Naturally, Aku wanted the jewel's power

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so evil could control
the world, which it should.

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But then this no-good

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goody two-shoes good-for-nothing
got in the way, see? Yah.

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I don't know how she did it,
but she beat our boss.

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And she summoned the forces
of nature to guard it.

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Earth...

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wind...

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and fire.

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And so earth, wind, and fire

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have guarded the jewel
for centuries, see? Yah.

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Making it impossible for Aku
to get his hands on it.

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And since the big boss himself
couldn't close the deal,

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it's been centuries since anybody's even
thought about it.

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So, you see, see?

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You'd have to be pretty nuts
to try to swipe the Neptune jewel, yah.

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At least that's what I thought...

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until I saw Jackie here in action.

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The way you cleaned up
them robot thugs back at the Blue Monkey

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made me think we're just nuts enough
to pull this one off.

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So, are you game, Jackie?

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To stand in Aku's presence,
I would consider no feat too great.

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All right, here's the plan, Jackie.

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We strike this Sunday at midnight, see?

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You will never possess the Neptune jewel.

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You will not escape.

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Come and get me.

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Insolent fool!

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Hey, look.

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He did it!

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Hey, you did it, Jackie boy.

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How 'bout that?

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That's really something.

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Who dares to summon...

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Oh, it is you.

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Uh, yes, uh, you see, uh--

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Do you forget that you are forbidden
to come here?

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Uh, yeah, boss, I know.

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But this time we, we really got something.

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Something big, see?

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What can you possibly have
that the all-mighty Aku cannot attain?

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The jewel of Neptune.

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What? It cannot be!

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The power to control
all the water of the world!

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Only for you, my Lord.

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Yes, it truly is a magical jewel.

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But how did such an elusive treasure
come in to your possession?

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Well, it wasn't easy, master,

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but we, uh, got a little help
from our newest member.

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Come on out, Jackie.

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Jackie?

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Actually, it's Jack.

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You!

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Uh, what the heck is going on, man?

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You will not defeat me so easily.

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Yes, it won't be easy,
but it will be worth the effort.

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The sword!

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Uh, why is Jackie
fighting the big boss, boss?

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I don't know, see,

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but we better save Jackie
before he ain't no more.

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No tricks will save you this time, Aku.

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Aku?

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Easy there, Jackie boy.

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What? Where am I?

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What happened?

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Can you believe this guy?

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What happened, Jackie,
is that we saved your life.

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You what?

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Well, you see, you lost
your mind back there

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and started to duke it out
with the big boss himself.

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So, uh, we nailed you over the head, man.

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Wham!

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Lights out, and, uh, here we are.

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Yeah, and we saved you
before Aku had a chance

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to put you out of commission permanently.

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I cannot believe this!

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What's not to believe?

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We saved you like you saved us.

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No! You do not understand!

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You must take me back immediately.

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Aren't you listening, Jackie?

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We can't take you back.

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Aku would destroy you, see? Yah.

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Besides, we couldn't even if we wanted to.

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When we dragged you out,
Aku's castle disappeared.

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Who knows where it'll pop up next?

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Hey, what's all this about, anyway?

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You got some kind of
death wish or something?

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No, you don't understand!

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I have deceived you.

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Hey, you mean, uh...

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You ain't one of us, man?

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No. You are criminals.

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It is not honorable.

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You see, long ago this land was good.

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Its people, honest, but then Aku came...

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It does not matter.

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My quest continues.

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I am sorry about the deception,
but it had to be done.

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Now, if you please, the jewel.

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Uh, we don't have it, see?

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Uh, we gave it to Aku.

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Mr. Pibbles?

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Uh...

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Yeah, during all the, uh,
commotion I, uh, I kept it,

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you know, for, uh, safe keeping.

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Thank you. I must return it
to its proper place.

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Wait, Jackie, uh, let us do it.

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- Why?
- Well, uh, all this crime business

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has suddenly put a,
a bad taste in my mouth, yah.

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Yeah, we're going legit, see? Yah.

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And for our first gig,
we're gonna return the jewel.

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It's the honorable thing to do, yah.

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I feel you will be happier
on the path of righteousness.

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Good-bye.

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Yeah, I think we will, too.

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Sucker!

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Step right up!

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Get your water right here only.

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Five hundred smackers per ounce.

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<i>♪ Watch out!</i>

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<i>♪ Got to get back, back to the past</i>

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<i>♪ Samurai Jack</i>

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<i>♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack</i>

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<i>♪ Got to get back, back to the past</i>

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<i>♪ Samurai Jack</i>

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<i>♪ Watch out!</i>

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<i>♪ Got to get back, back to the past</i>

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<i>- ♪ Samurai Jack
- ♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack</i>

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<i>♪ Got to get back, back to the past</i>

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<i>♪ Samurai Jack</i>

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<i>♪ Watch out!</i>

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<i>♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack</i>

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<i>♪ Watch out!</i>

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<i>♪ Got to get back</i>

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<i>- ♪ Jack, Jack, Jack
- ♪ Samurai Jack</i>

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<i>♪ Watch out! ♪</i>